covid19 virus

Covid 19 Virus One Liners

All great enemies crumble in the face of humor and ridicule. Survive the quarantine with humor!

  • Do you ever think maybe Irish Catholic families really did sell their children to scientific experiments and the USA is the petrie dish for testing?
  • Ever get the impression that when Corona 19 hit, every advertising agency in the world collectively said "Oh Boy, Something to do!"
  • Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.
  • New advertisement tactic for realtors selling a house "Can you see yourself quarantined here?"
  • Covid 19 should have been named Charmin Mighty Soft
  • I'm not hoarding toilet paper, I'm hoarding toilet plungers - checkmate
  • Nothing worse than laughing at people fighting over toilet paper then realizing you're out yourself.
  • It's an odd feeling when you find out your normal, every day activity is not called 'quarantine"
  • Officials have shortened the 5 second rule to 3 seconds amid growing health concerns
  • Grand Dad was called to duty during WW2, Dad served in the Korean conflict, Wayne served in Vietnam. We're being asked to serve by staying home and sitting on the couch...You can do this.
  • Quarantine sports - Today I watched some birds fight over the bird feeder. Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 4 to 1.
  • Does anyone remember the good old days when toilet paper was strung up in trees to annoy grumpy neighbors?
  • Covid 19 health tip. Rub chili pepper on your hands. It does nothing to kill the bug but you learn fast not to touch your face.
  • Wives...Covid 19 is like having a cold...but like when your husband gets it.
  • When they come up with a vaccine for Covid 19 what will anti-vaxers do?
  • The Covid virus has infected Chuck Norris. The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days.
  • Population booms are given names like Baby Boomers, the Gen X and Millennial The next wave of births will be named the Rise of the Quarinteens